Dining Out

Karl Wells

 

Woodstock Colonial Restaurant

1959 Topsail Rd.

Ph. 722-6933

 

“Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.”

Jules Renard

 

When my three companions and I drove onto the parking lot of the Woodstock Colonial Restaurant it was after dark on a Friday evening. The brightly lit low profile white wooden structure, looked as handsome at night as it did in daylight. We were all looking forward to a relaxing end-of-the-week meal and a glass of wine.

 

The Woodstock Colonial Inn - as it used to be known - with its welcoming looks, was established in 1927. The name Woodstock came from the name on the land, which had been known locally as “Woodstock” since the early 1800’s. Apparently there has been some type of food establishment on the site for almost two hundred years.

 

The restaurant has always promoted itself as a traditional Newfoundland dining spot with local dishes that offer home cooked taste. Flipper pie aside, I have never felt that the restaurant conveyed anything other than a strongly American colonial theme. In fact, from looking at the Woodstock you couldn’t be blamed for thinking you were in southern Vermont.

 

Remember the Bob Newhart Show? Bob and Mary Frann played a couple - the Loudens - that owned and operated a small colonial style inn in Vermont. That’s what I think of when I visit the Woodstock. I’m almost expecting to see Dick Louden walk by in his blue cardigan while I’m having my cod au gratin. Or, even better, “Larry and Darryl and their other brother Darryl.” However, Paradise is not Middlebury and Middlebury, Vermont is not Paradise.

 

That said I did like the interior of the Woodstock. Maybe because it made me feel like I had gotten away to another country and time. I liked the old fireplace, the dark wood, colonial chairs, hanging lanterns and bay windows. Then there were the decorative touches. The pictures, the mounted American flintlock rifles with powder horns, the iron kettles, clay pots, jugs and early American box coffee mill.

 

The first alcoholic drink I was allowed to taste - not order - in a restaurant was the Woodstock’s Muffled Screech. That was in the late sixties. It was a combination of Screech, Cointreau and cream. I mention this only because that cocktail and several other current menu choices indicated to me how little the Woodstock’s bill of fare had changed over the years. Our table ordered a few dishes that weren’t around in the sixties but I was still amazed by how much our meals resembled a table from that era. It was not only the décor at the Woodstock that made me feel like I was going back in time.

 

For example, we had cod au gratin. It’s probably been on the Woodstock’s menu since the dish was invented. They still do a very good job with it. Their version is very cheesy with lots of cod.

 

By the way, even cheesier was the music they played for their customers. It sounded like Montavanni and his Orchestra, 101 Strings and Ferrante and Teicher with selections like Syncopated Clock and Strangers in the Night. They must have been playing the original recordings because in the background you could hear the familiar scratchy sounds of a well-worn track.

 

While the cod au gratin was up to scratch, the other seafood appetizers at our table needed a little help. The warm scallop, bacon and spinach salad with Grand Marnier vinaigrette had dressing applied to the centre only. Therefore the majority of the spinach leaves were without dressing. Consequently the salad was mostly cold, not warm. The scallops for the salad appeared to have been sliced and then cooked. Personally I would have cooked the scallops whole before slicing them, since scallops cook so quickly. Slicing reduces the cooking time dramatically. Unfortunately our Woodstock scallops were dry and overcooked.

 

The Woodstock offered calamari rolls - definitely not a sixties dish. These were rolled in breadcrumbs and fried. The menu indicated the calamari would be finished in white wine and lemon parsley. I tasted mostly cooking oil and even after emptying most of the juice from a lemon wedge onto it, the dish still didn’t acquire the acidity it needed.

 

The Woodstock’s prime rib was fit for a prince. They provided a piece of steak that looked to be at least an inch thick with a tasty jus, Yorkshire pudding and medley of vegetables like potato, carrot, broccoli and snow peas. The entire dish was perfectly executed.

 

Another winning dish was the Woodstock’s chicken Josephine. The dish contained a sautéed chicken breast in a fresh cream sauce consisting of mushrooms, scallions, bacon and Parmesan cheese. It was tender and full of flavour. 

 

The Woodstock’s “perfection flipper pie” was not perfection. It did have a tasty fresh biscuit crust and the dish was flavourful. However, it consisted mostly of a large bone - with little meat attached - in vegetable gravy. A restaurant should never sell game pies with bones in them. People go to expensive restaurants to avoid having to deal with such things.

 

I couldn’t resist having the roast duckling a l’orange, another dish from the sixties. It came with a boat of quite acceptable orange sauce. However, the duck itself did not taste of having been marinated or basted in anything orange. Worse though was with the quality of the duck itself. It had very little meat on its bones and what meat there was required me to wrestle like Gorilla Monsoon to pry it loose from the frame. I literally broke into a sweat trying to separate the leg, using my knife and bending the bone back and forth, over and over. Honestly, I was scared that any second the duck might go flying across the room and hit a fellow customer in the mouth.

 

Our desserts - cheesecake and chocolate ganache cake - were very good. The cheesecake was a standard New York style cake that came with a fruit topping of your choice, like partridgeberry or bakeapple. The chocolate ganache was a scratch cake made more appealing by its distinctive coconut flavour, provided by a shot of Malibu liqueur. It was very moist and partnered nicely with a raspberry coulis and a few fresh raspberries.

 

I’m glad the Woodstock Colonial Restaurant is still around. Its history and atmosphere alone give it the right to be. However, they need to bring their menu more in line with what people are looking for in restaurant fare these days. They should provide more light dishes with less fat and calories, concentrate to a greater degree on seafood, be much more innovative with game and get rid of older menu items that don’t work. Rubber ducks are fine in the bathtub but not on the plate.

 

Our meal for four - including four cocktails and a $34 bottle of red wine and tip - cost $276.38.

 

The noise level at the Woodstock Colonial Restaurant was low. The restaurant was wheelchair accessible but the rest rooms were not.

 

Best Points:

Good atmosphere and décor.

 

Areas for Improvement:

Remove roast duckling a l’orange from your menu.

 

Ratings Category:

The Woodstock Colonial Restaurant gets 7.5 out of 10 points.