Dining Out

Karl Wells

 

Fong’s Restaurant

143 Columbus Drive

Carbonear

Ph. 596-5010

 

The night was slick and black and so was the paved road, its surface never more deserving of the title “blacktop.” I was in Carbonear (onetime center of Newfoundland commerce) with my friends, Tony and Bruce, on our way back to St. John’s, trying to avoid hydroplaning on Carbonear’s Columbus Drive. Finding ourselves in the middle of a projected 40 mm downpour, cold, wet, and hungry, it wasn’t going to take much to get us to temporarily abort our journey in favour of some rest and nourishment.

 

Then we saw a hot white sign framed by the coal-black night, looming in the distance like a beautiful siren, luring us, not towards treacherous shoals, but towards the most famous repository of Chinese cuisine in Conception Bay North, Fong’s Motel and Restaurant. As if under a spell, we turned in without thinking and with equal compliance found ourselves simultaneously craving the same thing…chow mien.

 

Fong’s has been a Carbonear institution since its Water Street days when the family patriarch started a restaurant there in 1959. Today’s Columbus Drive business, established in 1982 and run by Art Fong, includes a sixteen-room motel, restaurant, banquet room, and lounge. However, the restaurant is the rock upon which Fong’s reputation was built, so, not surprisingly, it is a region that seems to dominate the entire enterprise.

 

It’s a large room filled with colonial style furniture (apart from six wall booths at one end).

Decorated for fall, the tables bore cloths featuring images of harvest vegetables like corn and squash. The various prophylactic-like layers placed between the tabletop and one’s food amused me. A thick, clear plastic sheet, with paper placemats, covered the fall themed cloth. The plastic, while making clean-up fast and easy, unfortunately, created a cafeteria tone that I’m sure was not intended. We sat behind one of the restaurant’s numerous planters, containing artificial greenery that had been accented for fall by attractive red and gold leaves. For a Chinese restaurant, Fong’s was about as un-Chinese looking as you can get.

 

Fong’s menu highlights a selection of various Cantonese and Szechwan style dishes. Obviously, entrees required little thought; since our prescient experience suggested chow mien. We ordered Cantonese chow mien that sells for about ten bucks a bowl, a very large bowl. Next, I ordered some fried squid. (A notation on the menu encouraged patrons to try, in particular, the squid, as well as the mussels). Our server returned with word that squid was scarce that day, so I went with the steamed mussels. They turned out to be somewhat disappointing. They tasted fine, but were very small. I was looking forward to those big, bright; brashly plump mussels that are such a joy to see and to feast upon.

 

Thoroughly sensational are the only words I can use to describe Fong’s spring rolls, at least for four of the five senses; maybe even five if you count that delicate little crunching sound they make when you bite into them. First of all, they are bigger than your average spring roll, lighter in colour, and less greasy. They have the look of a food that was lovingly prepared by hand and filled by someone with a generous spirit. When you bite into them, a beautiful filling with texture comparable to that of cooked dates issues forth. I’m not sure what they contained, but I was getting more than a hint of gingery sweetness, as well as pork. They were the best spring rolls I had ever eaten.

 

The won ton soup was a joy to eat as well. Visually eye-catching, the bowl of golden chicken broth contained elegant, partially submerged orbs wrapped loosely in ivory colored pasta. They gave an impression of couture raiment, perhaps a flowing gown by Herrera. Some pieces of chopped scallion had been added for extra decoration. The broth was rich with chicken flavour, containing just enough fat to smooth it out. It made a wonderful host for the luscious, slippery won tons filled with minced pork.

 

Fong’s Cantonese chow mien arrived in covered stainless steel bowls. The lids were removed to reveal colourful stacks of pirate’s treasure, gems of land and sea atop an ample portion of rich fried egg noodles. Shrimps, as well as small strips of chicken and BBQ pork, slices of carrot, celery, and water chestnuts, and florets of broccoli and cauliflower mingled in a yummy sauce, flavoured with oyster and (possibly) soy sauce. All was cooked to perfection and bursting with wonderful flavours and textures that finally satisfied our cravings. Our serving bowls and plates returned to the kitchen so clean it was hard to tell they hadn’t been put through an automatic washer.

 

This region of Newfoundland likes to celebrate its connection to Peter Easton, the famous pirate, and Easton’s shipmate, Gilbert Pike, who wed the beautiful Gaelic princess Sheilagh Ne Geira. I wondered if the treasure Tony, Bruce, and myself had just been devouring compared to any treasure Easton and company had plundered years ago.

 

My decision to end this wonderful meal with dessert may have been the wrong one. I asked our server if any of their desserts were made in-house. She informed me about the coconut cream and the apple pie. I asked for some apple pie and a cup of tea. She seemed a bit bewildered when I refused a scoop of ice cream with the pie, but rallied with, “Do you want it heated?” to which I again said,”no.” I thought room temperature would be fine.

 

The pie was served Maytag cold. It even looked cold, and maybe even lonely on the little white plate that carried it. I’m sure it was made at Fong’s but it lacked the flavour of homemade. It tasted similar to many of the mass produced pies you find at Sobey’s and Dominion. It was good, but given the quality of the food that preceded it, a clear letdown. The cup of tea that came with the chilly pie did not mitigate this. It was flat, characterless, and boring. I’m not sure if it was a result of water temperature or the brand of tea used, but they need to pay some attention to their tea, especially in a province of tea drinkers.

 

Despite the lackluster finish, the Chinese dishes I had at Fong’s were quite delectable and I recommend you give them a try the next time you visit that region of ancient pirates and princesses. 

 

My meal at Fong’s Restaurant, including a beer and tip, cost $35.73.

 

Best Points:

The Chinese food at Fong’s is as good as any I’ve had in Newfoundland.

 

Areas for Improvement:

Our rural areas are known for great baking. How about some home-baked treats?

 

Ratings Category:

For its competent preparation of Chinese dishes I am giving Fong’s Restaurant 8 points out of 10.