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August 1, 2003

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- The Accidental Hermit
- Winter Woes and Antidotes
- Study War No More
- Restaurant Disasters
- Our Better Angels
- Karaoke Karl

Lately, every time I go to my local fitness center for a workout, somebody complains to me about the weather. Not about it being too hot or too humid but about it being too cold or too cloudy! You're probably thinking these people are crazy, right? Well, not really. I think it's just that some of us are so conditioned to complaining about the weather that, even when we experience a prolonged period of fabulous weather like Newfoundland and Labrador has been, we still feel the need to complain. We just can't help it. Anyway, these encounters got me thinking about summer in general...summer weather, summer vacations, and summers past...Mmmm...summers past...

I remember when I was a kid, after school finished in June the summer seemed to stretch out in front of me like a great lush carpet that went on forever. It represented a time of freedom, having fun outdoors, and lots of summer treats like ice cream, popsicles, custard cones and soda pop. There was a lot more space to have fun in in St. John's back then. It seemed like practically everyone had some sort of field behind their house. My friend Neil Hicks had a field behind his on Golf Avenue. We'd play ball in that field and sometimes we'd pretend we were soldiers in battle. One of our favorite television shows as kids was about WW II. It was called Combat and starred Vic Morrow as Sgt. Chip Saunders. More than one hot summer afternoon I pretended to be Sgt. Saunders leading K Company on a mission to flush out Germans from the villages of France. We'd root out those nasty so-and-so's, even if certain members of our little band of warriors did not seem as convincing as others.

Vic Morrow as Sgt. Saunders

You see, I always felt our game of Combat could have been much more realistic if my fellow soldiers had put a little more effort into certain aspects of the game. For example, sometimes we had to play dead. There's no point pretending to shoot one another, if certain designated persons don't also pretend to be killed. The quality of my playmates' acting performances when pretending to be shot always bothered me. Clutching the chest and shouting, "Eeeoouch, I'm shot!", never worked for me. When it was my turn to 'take a hit', I preferred to employ the Stanislavski Method. That is to say, I would draw upon some trauma I had already experienced in my young life (an ingrown toe nail perhaps) and use that painful memory to help me be a convincing dying soldier. Picture it. The shocked look. The glazed eyes. The limp drop to the ground. The gurgled breath and, finally, the piece de resistance...the death rattle! Vic would have been proud of me. However, despite my efforts to coach my co-horts a la Lee Strasberg, I had to concede that neither Neil nor my other buddies would ever make it to the Actors Studio. Such is life. Some got it. Some don't.

Picnics are another great summer memory of mine. Does anybody go on picnics anymore? When I was really young I remember my Mom and my Aunt Jean would take me and my cousin Debbie to Bowring Park for a picnic. It was an adventure. We'd be up early in the morning to get things ready. Food had to be packed (usually tin chicken and potted meat sandwiches) and other things like swim trunks, Coppertone suntan lotion, towels, and a picnic blanket. Then it was off to the bus stop to wait for the West Loop. The bus ride seemed to take forever. It was like a drive to the country because the park in those days was on the edge of the city and away from heavily residential areas.

Once we arrived, our first destination was the swimming pool, not the chlorinated bathtub they have now but the old pool in the Waterford River. It was located in a portion of the river close to the tennis courts. It was dammed so the water would pool and make a great place to swim. At least, we thought it was great. The banks of the river would be lined with hundreds of people. There was a canteen area on the south side of the river, an outdoor shower, and lifeguard chairs. The pool always seemed to be alive with color and people splashing and laughing and screaming. Just listen...Can you hear it?...I can.

I always envied the boys who had inflated inner tubes to float around on. Having one of those tubes was a real status symbol for a kid. Youngsters who had them floated around on that river like some kind of swimming royalty. Imagine feeling deprived because you didn't have your own inner tube! The closest I ever came to feeling a little more equal to these princes of the piscine was when I got one of those wrap-around plastic duck floats that you blew-up yourself. God. How humiliating.

After the swim we would head for the Duck Pond. I loved seeing the ducks and swans, and rowboats; but the real attraction here was the Peter Pan sculpture. I would comb every inch of it looking for an extra rabbit or mouse that I may have missed on an earlier trip. It was and still is something magical for a child, I think. But, that whole area was different then. It was much more natural looking. Even though the pond was man-made, it still looked like it had been there since Cabot. The original designer had intended it that way. (I wish the folks who handled the recent re-development of the pond had taken a page from his book. In my view there is far too much rock and not enough grass. Not only that, but the area around Peter Pan is all rock and very uncomfortable for walking.

As well, I would think it is somewhat of a hazard for elderly folk who might be a tad unsteady on their feet.) By the way, did you know that every one of the thousands of trees in New York's Central Park, each single tree, was planted in a specific spot according to a master plan drawn by the park's brilliant designer. He wanted them planted so they looked as though God had put them there. And that's what he achieved. You would never say that Central Park was anything other than a natural forest that happened to have been turned into a park.

Duck Pond, 1960's

The final stop before heading back home on the bus was the Bungalow lawn. We'd spread out our blanket beneath a tree and sit down for a lunch of sandwiches made from our cheap canned meats. We'd have bottles of Keep-Kool orange and lime soda to wash it down, followed by an ice cream cone dessert from the Bungalow canteen. It wasn't much but it tasted like manna from heaven to me. We'd end our park sojourn by lying back on the grass and watching all the other parents and children doing pretty much the same as us...enjoying some quality time in a beautiful park on a beautiful summer's day. After all, it's one of the reasons we are here isn't it?


 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

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